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First came the comet. Then came the fires. Now we fight to save what’s left.

Baptiste, stranded 500 miles from his wife and daughter, at the northern edge of civilization, has made a vow to protect a teenage girl from the chaos that surrounds them. But as food and fuel runs out, and even friends prove they can’t be trusted, Baptiste realizes that this promise won’t be easy to keep.

Nine Women. Nine Stories. And nothing ordinary about them.

From the slightly askew mind of Regan Wolfrom comes this collection of hilariously dark tales of love, death, and timing.

Heather Smythe

Pretty. Shy. About as lapsed as a Catholic can get.

Heather’s trapped in the a cult of killer succubi with a taste for East Hollywood douches.

(“High Times at the Sixth Annual Succubus Sisters Garage and Bake Sale”)

Amanda Hackensack

Somewhat tall. Can’t dunk. Never knew her father.

Amanda wakes up in a world of voodoo and zombies that she knows shouldn’t exist.

(“The Zombification of Amanda Hackensack”)

Marguerite Frunkel

Lonely. Awkward. Painfully ginger.

Marguerite finds two strange little gnomes who show her just what she’s been missing.

(“Gnome on Girl on Gnome: A Love Story”)

Laura Daniels

Political outsider. Maverick. Avowed crazy cat lady.

Laura learns the sinister truth behind her unexpected electoral success.

(“The Siamese Candidate”)

Stephanie Munro

Hard working. Hard drinking. Hard to please.

Stephanie comes to regret taking a trip on the edge of the world with people she knows she shouldn’t trust.

(“The Raven’s Head Dagger and the Custom of the Seas”)

Marie-Claire Grimson

Pink hair. Pretty smile. Likes to eat people.

Marie-Claire may soon discover that meat is murder no matter how you slice it.

(“Vegans Are F**king Delicious”)

Maddy McKay

A little lonely. A little self-conscious. Starving to death.

Maddy’s trying to slim down to starving model size, but her little housemates don’t seem all that supportive.

(“Maddy McKay and the Elves in Her House”)

Vanessa Dervoe

Softball legend. Proud Yooper. Breathes underwater.

Vanessa’s strange gift has gotten her nowhere in life, stuck in a sad amusement park and surrounded by death.

(“The Ocean Goddess and The Home Run Queen”)

Kara Hermin

Mysterious. Troubled. Loads of fun at parties.

Kara’s lived a long and dangerous life, and may be forced to live it all over again.

(“Born Again at Granny’s Cave”)

I’ve always been drawn to stories about women who are , like not necessarily because of their skill with a broadaxe or their ability to toss on their nunsuit and fly over the streets of Lubbock, Texas.

These stories are about women who are thrown into situations that are completely what the f**k, and about how they work to take control of their destinies.

Oh, and . And , of course. And something about . I did mention , right?

Regan WolfromHarry the Adventurous Hamster

After a break from writing to attend puberty, and to eventually sell six packs of Molson Canadian to his misnamed crush, Moosehead Girl, Regan returned to the craft with reckless abandon and a gallon jug of iced tea with just a smattering of extremely cheap rum.

Regan is now the author of the series (with only one mention — so far — of zombie erections) and the slightly less controversial series (which, while appropriate for a YA audience, is still more likely to have zombie erections at some point). Regan hopes to one day write a novel set on Mars while sitting in his boxer shorts on the actual Red Planet, and everything that comes before that is really just his way of saving up for the one-way trip.

Though Regan has been shafted by residency requirements in his pursuit of the MacArthur genius grant, his current fiction is considered to be of high caliber, reflecting a marked improvement in style and grammar from the aforementioned thing with the hamster. It also has far fewer graphic scenes of pound puppy plushes having sex in the back of a shoebox with paper wheels.

What does Regan have to say about Regan?

For a more in-depth tour of Regan’s unresolved childhood issues, be sure to read one of his stories.

First came the comet. Then came the fires. Now we fight to save what's left.

Baptiste, stranded 500 miles from his wife and daughter, at the northern edge of civilization, has made a vow to protect a teenage girl from the chaos that surrounds them. But as food and fuel runs out, and even friends prove they can't be trusted, Baptiste realizes that this promise won't be easy to keep.